My World

Random Stories












Home | Random Stories | Sammy's Recipies | Awards | About me





This page is all about my wonderful world of randomness, i asked some of my friends to write some random stories and i am publishing them online ha ha ha.  Here are the random stories.

mish3.jpg
Mish's Stories

The Fridge

Once upon a time there was a piece of cheese...he was a happy piece of cheese called Liester Cheeseyman. Now Liester started out with a hard life...he was put on a mousetrap and had part of his arm eaten off. At cheese school he had the piss taken out of him. People called him "Stubby Cheesyman". He hated school so he ran away...and now he was happy. Liester lived in a fridge with his dog String.

String was a happy little fellow who ran around and barked all day. One day...the owner of the fridge thought he would have a cheese sandwich. And that was the end of Liester

Cews

One sunny afternoon, on Ashcraft Farm, two young bulls were having a conversation about the phenomenom of 'Mad Cow disease'. 

"Well i dunno Ruskel, it all seems a bit wierd to me, i mean, we'd do better with Master Pig's swill in our brains if we were gonna catch that flaming disease"

Brutas chuckled to his fellow bull friend.

"It's all a load of fertilizer, if you asked me. What you think?"

Ruskel chewed the grass that was in his mouth then swallowed hard.

"Dunno, why you ask me mate...I'm a donkey!"

jbeingaposer.jpg
Jason's Story

lil bunni foo foo hopin through the foresest scouping up the field mice n kissing dem on the head down came the good fairy n sed lil bunni foo foo i dnt wanna c u hoping through the forest scouping up the field mice n kissing them on the head ill give u 3 chances if you do it more i will turn you into a gooooone

sex.jpg
Jase's story

We started at 9:00 in the morning it took us to hours to sobor up from the previous night then we had to spend 4 hours recording 3 songs for our album Verheit Mich, Abismal Creation and Lupine Blood then after we took the only good thing for a hangover which is Toast and Absinthe then I think we passed out for a few hours and then went out lol

oneleft2.jpg
My stories

Walking down the street one day i saw a little bunny wabbit, i had no idea what it was doing there so i shot it.  Then Gemma picked it up and cooked it for my dinner.  Then I went to Costa Cafe and got really hyper on Capuchinno and walked into a lamp post, now how stupid was that?  Then i went to tge train station and walked into the glass, Jason, Gemma and Mish did it and destroyed it, yet another stupid thing to do.  Then i walked accross the road and almost got run over whilst Dean killed himself on the train tracks going for a wee.
 
The End

gemma.jpg
Gemma's Story

I was walking home one day and i like saw an aeroplane and i just waved at it.  But it flew away :'(

andru2.gif
Andru's Story

Once upon a time, there was a girl, the end.

martin.jpg
Martin's Story

Many many fishes
 
one fine day there was many many fishes. there were all walking together having a natter. "fishy fish fish" said fish number 1'"fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish" said fish number 2. they then started to eat pie, of the humble variety, then they desided to have some fun so they played chicken. "cluck-fish" they all said. then they died. mummy fish came by and said "fishy, not again".
END
The man and his suntan
 
One day there was a man and a wife.  The man went out sunbathing and the wife put some suntan oil on him...but it wasn't suntan oil it was cooking oil...he died
 
END